"I'm one of those rare people who can take a designer dress and make it look like I got it on sale at Ross."
"The common look I got seemed to be one of pity. A look that asked, "Why would someone with her breast size wear something that encourage so much attention? Why didn't she stay home wearing a Snuggie watching the exercise channel and sobbing quietly before crawling into bed to count sheep, like calories, until she fell asleep, perchance to dream of thinner times, outfitted in more appropriate outerwear?""
September UK Harper's Bazaar , an article about her attempt on what they call the "IT" Balmain jacket.
Nice humour Princess Leila! :D